The characters
Twenty-four caricatures, four camps, one chair. Each figure can be played in its own camp… and will walk all over you when you play against it.
The Left
United… until the next meeting.
Campaign trump card General Strike Every opponent stops dead for 6 seconds.
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Place publique
Raphaël Glucksmann
The European
The Public SquareCalls a gathering on the square: supporters take their time, then turn up fifty at a time.
« Meet me on the public square! » « Europe, Europe, Europe! »
- Money
- Cost : 50
- Credibility : 90
- Recharge : 5 s
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PS
François Hollande
The Normal President
Moi PrésidentFires his anaphoras in bursts of three. It's raining, as usual.
« Me, president… » « Friendly, François. » « Things are getting better! »
- Attack
- Cost : 100
- Credibility : 100
- Recharge : 5 s
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PCF
Fabien Roussel
The Bon Vivant
The BanquetGood meat, good wine, good cheese: he soaks up the pressure and perks up his neighbours.
« Good meat, good wine, good cheese! » « Dinner's ready, comrades! »
- Defence
- Cost : 75
- Credibility : 620
- Recharge : 14 s
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PS
Ségolène Royal
The Lady in White
BravitudeThrows out a word nobody knows: the first opponent stands there, puzzled.
« Bravitude! » « Désirs d'avenir! »
- Effect
- Cost : 125
- Credibility : 110
- Recharge : 10 s
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Debout !
François Ruffin
The Reporter
Merci patron !Turns up camera in hand. A second later the report goes off like a bomb over a 3 × 3 area.
« Merci patron ! » « Rolling! »
- Attack
- Cost : 150
- Credibility : 120
- Recharge : 30 s
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LFI
Jean-Luc Mélenchon
The Tribune
La République, c'est moi !A roar that shakes the whole lane and pushes opponents back.
« I am the Republic! » « My person is sacred! » « Do better! »
- Attack
- Cost : 225
- Credibility : 170
- Recharge : 18 s
The Centre
Neither left nor right. Or both.
Campaign trump card Dissolution Back to the voters: opponents restart from the gate… and your endorsement chest drops to zero.
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MoDem
François Bayrou
The Man from Béarn
The Endorsement BankRegular as clockwork: 25 endorsements every few seconds.
« An endorsement? I have a bank for that. » « I'm ready. Since 2002. »
- Money
- Cost : 50
- Credibility : 110
- Recharge : 5 s
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Renaissance
Gabriel Attal
Top of the Class
Homework Handed InHands out leaflets at full speed. Small hits, relentless pace.
« You break it, you fix it! » « You dirty it, you clean it! »
- Attack
- Cost : 100
- Credibility : 90
- Recharge : 5 s
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Horizons
Édouard Philippe
The Boxer from Le Havre
CounterpunchTakes it on the chin and hits back at whoever gets too close.
« Left, right… hook. » « Live from Le Havre. »
- Defence
- Cost : 100
- Credibility : 560
- Recharge : 14 s
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Renaissance
Bruno Le Maire
The Novelist of Bercy
Budget FreezeBetween two novels he freezes the budget… and slows opponents down.
« I'm freezing the budget. » « Next chapter. »
- Effect
- Cost : 150
- Credibility : 100
- Recharge : 10 s
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Renaissance
Élisabeth Borne
Madame 49.3
Article 49.3Stakes her government on it: the whole lane is passed without a vote.
« I stake my government's responsibility. » « 49.3! »
- Attack
- Cost : 150
- Credibility : 120
- Recharge : 34 s
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Renaissance
Emmanuel Macron
Jupiter
At the Same TimeFires down his lane, the one above and the one below. At the same time. Costs a crazy amount of dough.
« That's snake oil! » « Because it's our project! » « At the same time… »
- Attack
- Cost : 275
- Credibility : 140
- Recharge : 18 s
The Right
Plenty of chiefs for a single chair.
Campaign trump card Trocadéro Rally For 9 seconds your whole camp speaks twice as fast.
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LR
Nicolas Sarkozy
The Hyper-President
Work More to Earn MoreCosts more to field, but brings in 40 endorsements at a time.
« Work more to earn more! » « Get lost, you poor jerk! »
- Money
- Cost : 75
- Credibility : 90
- Recharge : 6 s
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RN
Jordan Bardella
The Right-Hand Man
The SelfieA smile, a flash, posted. Sends a steady stream of likes.
« Quick selfie? » « Posted! »
- Attack
- Cost : 100
- Credibility : 100
- Recharge : 5 s
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UDR
Éric Ciotti
The HQ Keeper
HQ LockedDouble-locks himself inside headquarters. Good luck getting past.
« I'm staying! » « I'm the one with the keys. »
- Defence
- Cost : 75
- Credibility : 880
- Recharge : 16 s
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LR
Bruno Retailleau
The Disciplinarian
Order, Order, OrderThree priorities, one method: the first to approach is frozen on the spot.
« Order, order, order! »
- Effect
- Cost : 125
- Credibility : 110
- Recharge : 10 s
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Reconquête
Éric Zemmour
The Loose Cannon
The ControversyOne sentence and everything flares up over a 3 × 3 area. His own allies get singed too.
« Oh, come on! » « It's a controversy. »
- Attack
- Cost : 150
- Credibility : 120
- Recharge : 30 s
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RN
Marine Le Pen
The Boss
Cat ReleaseA certified cat breeder: each moggy runs through three opponents in a row.
« They are there, in the countryside, in the cities, on social media! » « Go, kitties! »
- Attack
- Cost : 225
- Credibility : 150
- Recharge : 18 s
The Others
Nobody expected them. They came anyway.
Campaign trump card No-Confidence Vote The three toughest opponents are toppled on the spot. Heavyweights lose half their credibility.
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First Lady
Brigitte Macron
The First Lady
Yellow CoinsPasses the hat without a break: small change, but it never stops coming.
« Yellow coins, please! » « Stand up straight. »
- Money
- Cost : 50
- Credibility : 90
- Recharge : 5 s
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La France humaniste
Dominique de Villepin
The Diplomat
The UN SpeechSpeaks rarely, at length, and it lands: one shot at a time, but a big one.
« It is an old country, France… » « Sustained applause. »
- Attack
- Cost : 100
- Credibility : 100
- Recharge : 5 s
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Résistons !
Jean Lassalle
The Shepherd
Résistons!Solid as the Pyrenees: he takes the hits, sings, and recovers on his own.
« Résistons! » « ♪ Aqueros mountagnos… ♪ »
- Defence
- Cost : 100
- Credibility : 600
- Recharge : 14 s
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Les Écologistes
Marine Tondelier
The Green Jacket
Zone 30In her lane everyone eases off the pedal: opponents crawl along.
« Zone 30, ease off! » « The green jacket stays. »
- Effect
- Cost : 100
- Credibility : 130
- Recharge : 10 s
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NPA
Philippe Poutou
The Worker Candidate
No Immunity for WorkersOne line in the debate and the whole studio remembers it: goes off like a bomb over a 3 × 3 area.
« We workers get no immunity! » « Our lives are worth more than their profits! »
- Attack
- Cost : 150
- Credibility : 120
- Recharge : 30 s
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Independent
Teddy Riner
The Judoka
IpponNeither left nor right: whoever comes close goes flying back, flat on their back.
« Ippon! » « Giving up is not an option. »
- Defence
- Cost : 250
- Credibility : 560
- Recharge : 20 s
The reinforcements
Neither left nor right: from the level "The Street Rumbles" onwards, every camp can call them.
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Reinforcement
Riot Police Line
The Line
Papers, PleaseHolds the line and checks papers: whoever is in contact stands there for a moment.
« Papers, please. » « Move along. »
- Defence
- Cost : 100
- Recharge : 14 s
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Reinforcement
Fire Brigade
The Only Ones Applauded
Fire HosePuts out every fire in the lane, soaks and pushes back the rest, then leaves at once.
« On our way! »
- Effect
- Cost : 75
- Recharge : 22 s
The guests
They belong to no camp, but they invite themselves into the campaign: a foreign president, an interviewer, a video maker and a candidate unlike any other.
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Guest
Donald Trump
The Summit Guest
TariffsFor as long as he stands in the courtyard, every figure costs you 25% more.
« TARIFFS! » « Tremendous! »
- Credibility : 2600
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Guest
HugoDécrypte
The Interviewer
The QuestionHe interviews everybody, whatever the camp: one question, and your nearest figures are lost for words for a moment.
« Let's break it down. » « One quick question. »
- Credibility : 850
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Guest
Squeezie
The Influencer
The StoryIn 2024 he publicly called on his followers to vote against the far right, so he only turns up against the Right. His story rallies his followers, who arrive in bunches.
« Go and vote! » « New story. »
- Credibility : 900
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Declared candidate
Sylvain Durif
The Cosmic Christ
The Pan FluteA declared candidate, he too is hunting for his 500 endorsements, pan flute over his shoulder. When he plays, your nearest figures stop to listen.
« ♪ ♫ ♪ » « I need 500 signatures. »
- Credibility : 600
The extras
They have no name, but there are a lot of them. Activists wear the colour of the camp that sends them; the street belongs to nobody.
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Activist
Hands out leaflets and walks straight ahead. Always in a pack.
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Sign bearer
The sign takes twice as much punishment as its bearer.
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Pundit
Has an opinion on everything and runs very fast to share it.
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Campaign bus
Slow, huge, unmoved by roaring.
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Cat
Small, fast, goes for the ankles. Travels with a certain breeder.
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High-school student
Fast, numerous, "BLOCUS" sign in hand. Goes back to class once convinced.
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Burning bin
Rolls slowly and scorches every figure nearby. The fire brigade puts it out in one go.
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Motorist
Races off, then runs out of petrol halfway: at €2 a litre, you do not get far.
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Yellow vest
Tougher than an activist and hard to push back: he holds his roundabout.
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Farmer
Straw hat, overalls and a pitchfork in hand. Sturdy, and only goes back to the farm once convinced.
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Tractor
Slow and nearly unstoppable. Its engine drowns out every speech: nearby figures are lost for words.
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Tax inspector
Withholds your endorsements at source, every four seconds, for as long as he is on the field.
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CAC 40 boss
Pinstripes, gold tie, a well-filled briefcase. Slow, tough, and he brings his own pundits.